When I was a Junior in high school, Tom and I had already been dating for 1.5 years when a guy – I’ll call him “Adam” because that was his name – asked me to go to the prom with him. He even offered to buy my prom dress if the expense was stopping me from going with. If you wanted to, you could say I was “flattered” by his invitation. However, I wasn’t happy at all. Not only because I already had a boyfriend, but also because Adam was a senior who was 22 years old. I kid you not. He was also 6 feet, 8 inches tall and had red hair that could put Carrot Top to shame. His face was a really great example of a “before” for Proactiv acne products. He had no friends because he had no social skills and I felt bad for him. Adam was not my first “pity friend” nor was this the first time my attempt to be friendly to someone backfired on me.
I have always felt bad for people who had no friends. It seemed like my duty as a Christian to befriend the friendless. After all, agape love is unconditional love. Love that loves the ugly, the unlovable, and the idiots of life. I had another friend – a girl who had bi-polar disorder and who was constantly threatening to commit suicide. I guess they said she did that to get attention. But this girl sucked the life out of me. She showed up at my house without calling. I’d get home from work and she’d be sitting in my driveway. It was like she knew I’d feel guilty if I didn’t spend time with her because she would threaten suicide whenever I had other things to do. I did my best to be patient, but she had no respect for my privacy. And she was clumsy. She nearly destroyed one of Tom’s guitars by spilling a full glass of pop right into the sound hole.
Another girl I knew was the most genuinely naive girl I’ve ever met. Terribly sheltered and never taught how to behave socially. She had a habit of sniffing and clearing her throat like she had a cold or something all the time. When she did have a cold, well… it was really a snot fest. She often spoke of her rich family in terms that almost certainly made people think she was bragging even though I’d bet money that she just had no clue she was saying anything that might offend others. I tried to talk to her, to chat after class and find out more about her life. But really, she was truly amazingly annoying! She never seemed to “get” what I was saying. In class, I always held my breath when she spoke because I hoped that she wouldn’t say something embarrassing – something that would make the rest of the class want to make fun of her. And she always did and they always did.
I made many “pity friends” through the years. Every lonely guy I talked to asked me out. Every lonely girl begged me to spend all my time with them. And every “pity friend” I’ve ever had made it very clear (unintentionally) why they had no friends. Even I, with all my supposed “agape love,” felt like I never wanted to see these people again. When I heard other people talking about these misfits, it was so tempting to join in the conversation and make fun of them too. I would want to rationalize my behavior by saying that he or she wasn’t around to hear the terrible things being said about them. And besides, most of what was being said was true. He was pretty dumb. She was often quite melodramatic and difficult to be around. She did make a lot of really really funny noises in the middle of class.
On a side note: It’s funny how people who say they care so much about ending bullying can be the very people who are bullying someone who’s not even around to defend themselves.
I knew better than to join in the terrible things that were being said. I knew how deeply words could wound because my own sister was teased just because she had curly hair and glasses. Besides, what if that girl had committed suicide? Usually people wish they could take back the awful things they said after it’s much too late. What if any of them had walked in on the group and heard us saying such cruel things? What if I was the only person in the world who ever showed them kindness? Yet, in the end, I didn’t know how to keep on being these people’s friends. They drove me crazy. Weighed me down. Took from me but didn’t give. And, when it was convenient, I let them slip away from my life.
The catch phrase “What would Jesus do?” often gets on my nerves because people don’t usually give the right answer. But people like this – and I know a few even now – really make me wonder: How would my savior have treated these unlovable people? The “Sunday School” answer is that He would have loved them. But what does that mean for me? Am I supposed to subject myself to frustrating conversations that make no sense? Should I have gone to the prom with Adam? He knew I had a boyfriend, he just didn’t want to go alone. Should I have invited the bi-polar girl to stay for dinner even when I wanted to be alone?
If I may be brutally honest, there were times when I thought to myself, “Well she’s already a Christian, so I don’t need to ‘witness’ to her. If I stop being her friend, it’s not like she will go to Hell.” I know I’m not the only person who’s thought that before. But it’s things like that we Christians want to hide so that the rest of the world will think we’re perfect.
Guess what? I’m not perfect. I still find myself giggling when someone makes a joke about a person I really don’t like and I often want to join in. Sometimes I think to myself that, in all honesty, I love my cat more than a particular person. And I feel guilty. Then I think about how Jesus thought that the person I’m laughing at was worth dying for. And I feel ashamed.
It seems like I say this a lot, but it’s worth repeating: “What a wretched (woman) I am! Who will save me from this body of sin and death? Thanks be to God through Jesus Christ our Lord.”